Eric Fischer writes:
: I've realized that the reason it seemed so strange that Carter &
: Siegel, of net-spamming fame, would use "cslaw" as their login id,
: is that i was expanding "cslaw" internally to "cole slaw", and
: cole slaw and spam just do not go together.
green card salad
1 head cabbage
1 bunch carrots
coleslaw dressing
1 can spam, cubed
chow mein noodles
2 tbs brandy
parsley
shred the cabbage and carrots. it doesn't matter how, but for best
results make as much noise and involve as many people as you possibly
can. ideally, use a rototiller in the middle of the dan ryan at 8.30
a.m. (freedom of expression, yaknow).
go to a chef school and hire someone to stirfry the spam for you (that
way, any food poisoning is not *your* fault). mix the shredded
vegetables and spam with liberal amounts of coleslaw dressing (you'll
need lots of lubrication to swallow this). sprinkle with the utterly
inappropriate chow mein noodles.
warm the brandy. pour it over the salad and flame gently.
garnish with parsley, because appearances count extra.
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sine | deb
after all, you can't make toast in a blender.