july

#182 July 1.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone...
Live our lives lacking anything better to do. Devise reasons later.
Born from oblivion, bear children, hellbound as ourselves, go into oblivion.
There's nothing else.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It's not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.

209 Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl my own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your questions doctor?

-From the DC graphic novel "Watchmen" by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons

#183 July 2.

...or oww- Guess what? No time. God jesus christ our my nothing savior.

-Bret Easton Ellis, "The Rules of Attraction"

#184 July 3.

so one day he got tired of waiting, tired of dedicating his life to a future he couldn't even see happening half the time. and an attractive woman at work was making herself available, and i was too intense and complicated and fucked-up, and he just wanted to get away. he claimed to still love me, but to not want to be tied to anyone anymore. he called it a hiatus. appearances still mattered; "we make a great-looking couple," he told me, talking about the new woman.

-sine

#185 July 4.

I sought to convince him that while I may have been a basket case in high school, this was an appropriate response to my surroundings. "Why *should* I have made friends?," I argued "Just about everyone there was a preppy asshole." He agreed that this argument had merit, though we discussed some notable exceptions to the rule. Another thing I said was "You know, *as a school*, LaSalle had its good points." He knew exactly what I meant. This was after I had shouted the word "wasteland" many times in my drunken zeal, attempting to convey my impression of LaSalle as a social environment. He said that if he had kids he would never inflict that experience on them. I agreed and proposed a toast to that sentiment. In parting, I requested that if he ever ran into anyone from LaSalle (outside a small group of reasonable people), would he please tell them that they suck and I still hate them, just in case they're wondering. He said he would, and he's the sort of person who actually might do it.

-Paul Callahan

#186 July 5.

Anybody else out ever had the feeling "I haven't had enough fun lately to justify doing any work."?

-Paul Callahan

#187 July 6.

Having nothing to do, no distractions, does not make it easier for me to work. Since I have been in The Hellhole I have lost all motivation to do anything. I do things because I have to, and not because I give a shit. Not good for someone doing physics research who is supposed to be self- motivated.

The almost complete lack of outside-work activity has plunged me into a dreary state of ennui and depression, in which the main focus of my thoughts is: "Is pursuing an interesting research career in physics worth having to live in The Hellhole?"

No escape!!!!! For hundreds of miles in any direction. I am tired of being surrounded by retarded, inbred hicks with buzz cuts, and poofy blonde bimbos. As a source of occasional entertainment, it's not so bad, but living here, where the cultural quality of life is so low as to be non-existent, well....

I have come to the conclusion that living in The Hellhole is not worth the good money they pay me here.

-Meech

#188 July 7.

I can't work--I can't bring myself to lift a finger to do what's expected of me. Instead I talk on the phone or play on internet or pick my nose--anything but do the work. And the work is easy. Hell, every time I walk into a 7-11 I realize how good I've got it and how fucked I'll have it if I lose this job (BTW, if any of my charming co-workers are reading this, I invite you to go fuck yourselves noisily--feel free to alert my manager that I'm a slacker, it's not like he doesn't know, and I'll see you in karmic hell).

-throated plaid

#189 July 8.

Knowing that you have absolutely nothing better to do when you're finished with that godawful, multiple all-nighter, "I'll explode if I have to even have to LOOK at this again" project from hell is not a big motivator. I'm sure my GPA would be a lot happier if I had anything at all to look forward to after the "big crunches" that come all too often at this institution. I want to grab a diploma and run, but I have that oh so optimistic job market to deal with next...I'm not exactly drooling with anticipation over that, either. I have no confidence in my ability to find employment that will keep me amused for more than a month.

"It's only a few more weeks. After four years, that's practically insignificant." - Various people, utterly failing to be helpful

"I still have to endure every second of it. Ever tried holding your breath for that long?"

Sorry, I'm not even feeling particularly angstful. Mostly tired, and very, very...something vaguely uncomfortable with a whopping heap of bitterness and frustration just below the surface. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

-Greg Parkhurst

#190 July 9.

Well... Things in life are not so easy. Like I could get run over by a truck today, and then I'd never have had a really satisfying relationship with a woman. Or I could just keep on being unlucky. There really are people who remain lonely through their lives, just like there are people who--say--die of cancer. It's not their fault. It's not that they didn't have a positive attitude. Things just didn't work out.

-Paul Callahan

#191 July 10.

I was raised by musicians--touring musicians to be exact. One step above being raised by wolves on the social acceptability ladder. Anyway, as a child I would often ask my parents to stop moving around and get a nice suburban life so I could be like everyone else around me and maybe fit in a bit. So they did this. I watched my father set aside his roaming ways and settle down into a 8 to 5 so I could have a house, a tv, a happy dog, a sturdy fence, a cat. He got a fucking mortgage and self-righteous neighbors out of the deal. I watched this life style kill him (literally). I watched my dad put over a decade of his life into the system--taking the shit from superiors being a good little middle class guy--all for me--only to have the system turn around and fuck him over. And now I'm at school where everyone talks about their suburban concerns, their suburban dreams, their suburban neighborhoods and their suburban shopping sprees and I just can't relate. Yet I feel each day takes me closer to the very thing that I hate. Middle class people have more [stuff] than 90% of the people in this world--but at what cost?

Dreary, drab, boring, loss of soul. Are they really so well off? I have yet to meet a middle class person who is happy--distracted perhaps--but not happy--or honest--or open. But what's the alternative? Also, I certainly wouldn't want to raise children in suburbia--look at what the contradictions can do to someone--look at the insecurity it breeds. Look at how it kills creativity--making people think they can't create. How can I work, when i have no desire to reap the "rewards" I don't even know what I want.

-Richard Thompson

#192 July 11.

I watched the middle-class suburban existence kill my father also. watched him cash in his retirement to escape the 9 to 5 routine, to buy a small general store along the mississippi river, even as i tried to talk him out of it, tried to tell him he was buying into an existence that ceased to exist decades ago. watched his self-esteem and health crumble as the profits for the store did. watched him dwindle away to nothing and die as surely as the store slide toward bankruptcy.

-j.

#193 July 12.

This is the first time I've actually spent any time reading alt.angst, and I must say its damn scary how closely I relate to what's written here. Realizing things-are-naturally-fucked-up-and-there's-nothing-you-can-do-about- it-so-you'd-damn-well-better-get-used-to-it is really tough on one's psyche. From this group and from people I know in the ever so dreary real world it seems to me that there are two ways angst will affect a person. One: the angst will just make life seem even more a joke than it always has--the person manages to maintain a good sense of humor about it most of the time and, aside from having to sit alone in a dark room and cry every once in awhile, they are quite capable of getting on with his or her life and have an all right time of it. Two: the angst becomes overwhelming; the victim seeks nothing more than to find a corner or hole to hide in, away from reality, and ultimately decides the only true escape from it is death...they stop living long before they die.

-Richard Thompson

#194 July 13.

First time I started feeling down and completely unmotivated was right after school; I was wondering whether all the plans I had made for the future were "right" (in terms of being successful one day - whatever that means- , achieving all the goals I had set for myself). Also, I had this constant fear of missing out on something... that I wasn't making the most the of present.

Within a year life became a nightmare - I had a hard time enjoying myself, became a loner - good therapy when you're depressed ;-) - all my basic skills of socializing were gone. When depressed, you not only tend to torture yourself, but in addition you become surprisingly good at pissing everybody else off, too.

But I believe there's one good aspect about severe depressions: spending all that time "inside" my mind gave me a chance to reflect upon all the things of the past - although, at times it seemed almost impossible to acknowledge and/or accept them - and wonder about the "meaning of life" (DON'T EVER DO THAT - IT ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE !). But wanting back my old life and the way I used to look at it, I had to take the initiative. Talking to my friends and parents helped me a great deal - now, I truly appreciate peace of mind...

-carsten

#195 July 14.

You guys are a great help! Thanks! Not only does it help knowing other people do or have felt like this, but some of your have developed great ways of dealing with these feelings. It's also very good for the soul to gripe and not be too afraid that people are going to get mad at you for griping--seems that everyone is afraid you're going to bring them down and they'd rather you not disturb their precarious hold on happiness (I certainly can't blame them!), so its nice to communicate with people who will talk about these sorts of things.

I...I...I just love you guys *sniff*...

ok, sorry, it's getting cheesy. You're all just a bunch of sorry loser assholes and don't you forget it!!

-Richard Thompson

#196 July 15.

There are definitely things I don't care about anymore. Like, I don't care whom I hurt anymore. For example, I have no problem with the idea of encouraging some woman to break up with another guy to date me--even if he's not a scum. I don't care who he is. I'd be happy with my own success and I'd laugh in his face. In fact, I'd make a special point of laughing in his face, because I'd enjoy it so much. I'm sure he'd do the same for me, given the chance.

Also, I've pretty much given up whatever sort of puritanical notions of virtue I may have maintained up until a few years ago. I don't know if it's right or wrong. Again, I don't care. I know what I want, and I'm perfectly willing to admit it. Fidelity, for example, is a good thing, but if some woman is willing to cheat on her boyfriend, it's not my job to keep her from doing it. I've gotten over the problem of pretending it is. It took years, but I got over it.

-Paul Callahan

#197 July 16.

All I'm doing is belatedly adopting the rules other people live by, regardless of what they tell themselves. I'm not entirely happy about it. It's a compromise. I'd like things to be more friendly, and more fair, but they're not, and as far as I can tell, never will be. If I were younger, maybe I could get the idealistic thing to work. I tried it a few times, and sometimes it seemed like it could work under the right conditions. At my current age, it doesn't seem too likely anymore. I'd be fooling myself, and I'm sick of fooling myself.

What I won't give up is my integrity, because it's all I have left. I'll be an asshole if I have to be, but if you ask me what I'm doing, I'll tell you that I'm being an asshole. I have no problem with this. Well, I have some problems with it, but it's part of a necessary compromise.

My big gripe is with the sort of woman who has this vestigial guilt about, say, cheating on her current boyfriend. But, like, she'll *do* it, just so long as she can attribute all guilt to the other guy (i.e. me). Every sort of physical interaction must be *my* idea. She never actually says yes to anything. Maybe she wants me and hints and hints and hints, but she holds out from giving genuine consent because she can't stand the guilt.

-Paul Callahan

#198 July 17.

There are women who feel guilty about their sexuality, and would prefer all interactions to be the guy's idea. If they say no in an ambiguous way, certain guys (most, I'd say) won't interpret it as no. (There are also scum who don't understand no when it is clearly intended as such--tone of voice is a pretty good give-away--but that's not what I'm talking about.) When I come along and take no at face value, women don't beg and plead and tell me they really meant yes. Instead, they go looking for another guy who is willing to put up with the ambiguity.

Are such women worth it? Maybe not. But life gets pretty lonely when 99.9% of the people you meet aren't worth the trouble.

-Paul Callahan

#199 July 18.

I've decided that happiness is fundamentally unstable. I suppose there are those who are nearly always happy, but they always seem to come across as ignorant somehow...they tend to have some sort of crutch that I can't buy into, such as a faith which tells them "don't worry, be happy, everyone will get theirs in the end."

Sometimes when I find that I'm enjoying myself, I feel like the cartoon character who's just run off the edge of a cliff but hasn't noticed yet. The fall is waiting, but as long as he doesn't look down, he can walk on air...he can never resist the temptation to peek, however, and the audience laughs as he screams all the way down to the inevitable impact.

I must be so used to getting screwed that when I'm having fun, someone has to pound it into my head that my feet are still on the ground. Otherwise I keep checking to make sure and end up missing it all.

-Greg Parkhurst

#200 July 19.

Got up at 8:00 a.m.
Went to work.
Worked
Went home.
Ate
Had a few beers.
went to sleep.
Woke up next morning.
watched the ags get trounced by ND.
ack!
much like every other day.
in fact I think all my days are just reruns of the previous ones.
i need to put in a new tape. maybe I can rent someone else's.

-Chuck Machala

#201 July 20.

I seem to enjoy wallowing in angst, or bad situations in general. Give me a death in my family (none, unfortunately) or a good war or disaster or a failed or unfulfilled relationship or just general loneliness or even an angstful realization of the pointlessness of my own existence. Why? because no matter what the external situation is, I still feel pain. I can be distracted from it for a time, perhaps even for a while, but as soon as the dust clears, the climax is reached, the party ends or even is still for a moment, I still feel it, deep inside.

Having a focus for it, any focus, any cause, makes me feel better. That way I at least think I know why I hate life.

You might say "You're responsible for your pain, deal with it, do something about it. You don't have to be in a painful situation", but the pain bas been an inseparable part of life for me. I am the pain. It was there before I existed as a conscious being. It almost doesn't make sense for it not to be there.

-Brian Murphy

#202 July 21.

Actually, I still don't quite really believe that existence is possible without pain. For years I wondered how everyone else was so good at pretending to be happy, while I could never quite keep up the sham for long. I still almost believe they're just "unconscious" of their fate, a different species, not like me.

Clinical depression? Probably. Curable? Maybe. But the problem is deeper than just a failure to try to have fun, or a failure to purge the ill humours. For a long time I thought it was, that there was some easy fix, some magic "happy" behavior I just wasn't getting right. I've come to realize that I have to recognize and deal with the inside pain before the outside pain matters (as more than a mirror to reveal what's inside).

-Brian Murphy

#203 July 22.

regardless of whether a man with long hair appeals to me, a man with intelligence and wit and a twisted bent world view, regardless of whether he has that twinkle in his eye and that sparkle in his soul....

if he can't get past the games and the rules that society dumps on us, those travesties that make it so difficult for men and women to speak to each other, to hear each other, to understand each other, what difference does it make?

-j.

#204 July 23.

i finally figured it out. that nagging head pain, reoccurring periodically enuf to be a bother. throbbing enuf to be a hindrance to daily function. i finally figured out what it was!!!

you're sailing along, think you've dealt with the mysteries of life for the day, have put the angst poking at you from the back of your brain aside and are trying to get on with it. life isn't necessary good, but at least on an even keel. then WHAP! SMACK!@ a 2 x 4 wallops you upside the head. wood splinters and imbeds on the side of your skull.

"what were you thinking?? you thought you had it all figured out??"br> WHAP!
"everything you thought was wrong! all your answers are bogus!"
POW!
SMACK!
"all the things you thought you knew are bogus! everything you figured out about your life is bogus!!"
WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

-j.

#205 July 24.

As work shifted out of the fields and the home, children had to be prepared for factory life. The early mine, mill, and factory owners of industrializing England discovered, as Andrew Ure wrote in 1835, that it was "nearly impossible to convert persons past the age of puberty, whether drawn from rural or from handicraft occupations, into useful factory hands." If young people could be prefitted to the industrial system, it would vastly ease the problems of industrial discipline later on. The result was another central structure of all second wave societies: mass education.

Built on the factory model, mass education taught basic reading, writing, and arithmetic, a bit of history and other subjects. This was the "overt curriculum." But beneath it lay an invisible or "covert curriculum" that was far more basic. It consisted - and still does in most industrial nations - of three courses: one in punctuality, one in obedience, and one in rote, repetitive work. Factory labor demanded workers who showed up on time, especially assembly-line hands. It demanded workers who could take orders from a management hierarchy without questioning. And it demanded men and women prepared to slave away at machines or in offices, performing brutally repetitious operations.

-Alvin Toffler, "The Third Wave," 1980

#206 July 25.

What you need to fall in love: dopamine, nor-adrenalin and phenylaethylamin. Then some endorphines and oxytocin to keep it up. Testosterone will keep the female sexually receptive.

So what happens is that the male sees a female capable of bearing children, and tries to do all sorts of tricks to sneak his twanger up inside her. They fall in love, and nature is now providing them with around 7 months to procreate. After this the feeling disappears or changes. These 7 months infatuations are, among other things, called "May-December Romances". When the infatuation wears off, they might split, or turn it into "love".

If the male stays, he'll probably also get "The 7-year Itch". The kids are old enough for him to leave, everything has become routine, and he still has more sperm to squeeze out inside females.

There. You've learned two new words again. Then it might also interest you that women are attracted to men with high status that can offer them security and provide. So, nerds with no money and status and nasty thoughts are not going to procreate.

A woman wants a Man.

Likewise, females that do not look healthy in body and spirit are less likely to get the partner of their dreams.

-Neugamme

#207 July 26.

"90% of all birds, stay with the same partner all their life."

It's a fact. But nature's not idyllic. Nature's about spreading your genes. Let's have a look at the harmony among ducks:

Fidelity: The male will try to fuck as many females as he can get away with. If the female is unfaithful her partner will punish her by stopping to feed the offspring or by not defending her and the nest.

Rape: It's not uncommon to see a troupe of male ducks rape a female. Her partner will make mch noise, but cannot do anything against the rapists. When they are finished he'll fuck her himself, just to make sure that there's a chance it'll be his genes that are carried on.

-Abstract of work by swedish biologist Anders Pape Moeller.

#208 July 27.

Later Anders Pape Moeller caught the male swallow and spent the day watching what the female did in his absence. The female was offered lots of sex by male swallows that came looking. The male neighbours came by for a fuck, and the female usually allowed the older males that had a partner, but not the partner-less young swallows. But they can get their chance by killing her offspring. If a female hasn't had any success with a bunch of eggs, she'll be looking for a new partner.

Ironsparrows have more males than females. The males are grouped into dominating ones (with partner) and weak ones (without partner). The weak ones will feed the offspring, if they're allowed to fuck one of the dominating males' partner. Otherwise, it'll do it's best to smash the eggs. Females are interested in getting as many partners as possible, because it means food and protection is provided by more males. They live in bushes, and it's easy for the female to find a partner. If she's away from the nest when her principal partner returns he'll peck on her porthole until the rivals sperm drips out, then fuck her himself.

-Abstract of work by swedish biologist Anders Pape Moeller.

#209 July 28.

More about birds.

The goshawk is a predator. the female stays at the nest while the male flies out to get food. If another male comes by, she'll let herself get fucked in return for food. That's why the goshawk is the number one bird when it comes to fucking with 500 to 600 fucks a season. The male has to make sure that he's the most possible father of the offspring.

Then there's of course the the cukoo (in the nest), but we all know about that one.

Oh, and while we're at it, war is not uncommon among animals, neither is cannibalism.

And all these damned happy indian tribes or people in the south pacific that worshipped Mother Nature, clean water, children, astrology, female goddesses, peace, love, sex and vegetarianism were all neurotic, stupid and constipated. And actually very very unhappy most of the time. New Age and Nature my arse!

-Neugamme and Anders Pape Moeller

(Ander Pape Moeller is teaching biology at the University of Upssala, Sweden, and writing for the swedish "Naturen och Os". Neugamme is nasty.)

#210 July 29.

Definition of the classic comedy: The little clever one, cheats the big stupid/powerful/respectful one.

Definition of the classic tragedy: A Noble person has a noble project that turns to shit in his hands.

Definition of the evil comedy: The little stupid one has no projects and eats shit with delight because he can't taste the difference between shit and cake. The noble one hopes in vain.

-Neugamme

#211 July 30.

I don't want to look at the world anymore. It either has something attractive which experience has taught me is impossible to get, or something ugly and depressing.

-Steven Snedker

#212 July 31.

Draw a circle. Fine.
That's all you know and are able to comprehend.

Now, draw a circle around that. Good.
That's the what you can be able to know/comprehend/apprehend, by just doing a little bit of work.

Why should you do it?
Beats me. Every miserable day.

-A Teacher


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